greatcomets:

(gripping the sink) vienna waits for me

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magicratfingers:

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bagelbarr0n:

mtllica:

take his ass to margaritaville

In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time

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zegalba:

Italian artist Lorenzo Quinn created a gigantic pair of hands reaching out of Venice’s Grand Canal (2017)

(via torsamors)

leahgardner-art:

he’s going places

(via crimsonblackrose)

iputmilkinearlgrey:

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say “i would have to advise against that decision, my lord” followed by a crashing sound

(via myloveformcrwillneverdie)

obviouschild2014:

obviouschild2014:

‘You better not be ninth doctor green screen lightning kill yourself when i get there’

Me:

rileywasyes:

superkursunaskr:

by Alex Hyner

(via storiesinatimemachine)

sweatermuppet:

coming to appreciate the color orange the older i get

(via saintflint)

9puppiesdrowninginapool:

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

(via sashaforthewin)

sunflowerbutch:

me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*

search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.

search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon

search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?

spokejunkie666: it’s probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you’re not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper

handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we’ve had this thread a hundred times. don’t the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don’t listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands

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bigandgreedy:

(via cultivatedidentity)

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

I really gotta play more minecraft with people who like building stuff. I’m almost done digging out my 64×64 block hole in my minecraft world and when my fiance asked me what I’m gonna build in there when I’m done my brain fucking bluescreened like what do you mean build something?? I dug the hole!! Building is for smart people with good ideas!! I just dig!!

POV: You have a Minecraft server

AND WHAT ABOUT IT

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modogoblin:

catasters:

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memorycycle:

peeing. and this time its serious

(via anxieteandbiscuits)

titkoks:

(via corrucyst)